My heart is so big i can have 5 and a half boyfriends at the same time.
I'll explain more on the "half" boyfriend later.
ps: pictures are in chronological order. i'm very fair one. :D
The Monday Boyfriend.
This one needs no introduction.
Perfect for my monday blues!
I light up like those multi-coloured little LED's on christmas trees when i see him. Don't ask me why. It's something i cannot/dont know how to explain. zhong zhi, i blardy enjoy talking with him. We never run out of topics to talk about and yes, i do get really hyped up when we meet. He's a very fun person, always pei he-ing with my with my stupid actions and facial expressions. One of our favouritest is the retarded hand clap thing where we would squeeze our eyes >.< , put on our most retarded smiles, rigidify our bodies (nah this one you have to imagine lol) and do the applause. 可爱。讨人喜爱。That's how i describe him.
The Tuesday Boyfriend.
(eiii i thought this one is sarposed to be the evil goblin G2000?)
Zhi Hong's one of the bestest guys i know. Whenever i have problems the first person i go to is him. Even if he gives me lame replies, it's still the shiok-ness of texting him that makes me feel better. (wth this sounds so wrong) We seldom sms nowadays but we still do get on really well when we meet. He's the lame-joke supplier of the gang. and I'm curious if he's conscious of his lame-ness or not. hahah. anyway, he's a real great person at heart.
The Wednesday Boyfriend.
Correction: Half boyfriend.
Waraode i'm so scared when im typing this. Cause Andy's NOT SUPPOSED to be my boyfriend, or even half boyfriend. I dont need to tell you why. unless you're plain retarded.
Hmm Andy.
Forgive me for being so blardy annoying in the car. especially when you're driving. i know it irritates the poop out of you. but i just cant help it but to shout at you when you exceed the speed limit. HAHAHA. Ironically, i do feel kinda guilty when i shout at you cause if it wasn't you, i would've walked home. So thanks. for fetching me back home. erm. SAFELY. hahahaha :D
The Thursday Boyfriend.
Lek Jian. Outgoing, extremely sociable, perfect "ohh-insert swear word-im going to melt-i'm going-to-die-in-your-arms" voice, guitar-prince, complete with his boyish looks and sunny smile. He's the typical "ideal boyfriend" for every girl out there. No joke. You dont wanna know how many 绯闻女友 he has. and he has a really wide circle of friends. waraode. Anyway, he's really appealing to both sexes. SERIOUSLY!!! Everyone likes, no, LOVES being with him. He's has some sorta gravitational potential energy or something that attracts people to him. I don't know why, but people tend to follow him wherever he goes! He's like the sun and people are like photosynthetic plants that show properties of phototropism. waraode. Thanks dude for folding the paper thing on my birthday card till 2am. WUUU that's tear-inducing. WUUU T____T but like you said, it's a preperation for your future gf. HAHAHA.
The Friday Boyfriend.
Shihun's very similar to me in many ways. (heck we even have the same ambition). His mind-working mechanism is in phase with mine and i so can relate to what he's thinking and feeling. He clicks superbly well with the girls, mainly cause of his enthusiasm and 细腻ness i suppose. Unfortunately, this may not appeal to people of his same gender. He's more on the sensitive side compared to most of the guys but he's one of the most loyal friends you can ever find. I feel completely at ease with him. You can totally be yourself and open yourself up to him, but that doesn't mean that i can take him for granted! Some may think that he's boastful and pretentious, i see that as frankness. Some may say he's overly sensitive, but i see that as sincerity and genuineness. Some may feel he talks way too much, but i see that as enthusiasm and overflowing passion.
The Saturday Boyfriend.
(woohooo it's saturday! what do YOU want to do. HAHAHA wtf.)
This needs some introduction i suppose. I knew Daniel uhhhhh 2 years back i think? crap i dont remember. (see you so insignificant HAAHAHHAA) wth zhong zhi lah. i lost contact with him until...aiya skip the 婆妈part. anyway, i've always THOUGHT that he was a gentleman. till the day (a very auspicious day to be exact) he took me for a roller coaster ride. in his camry. waraode he now gets the most reckless driver award. looks can be deceiving. how apt. but other than his extremely terrifying driving skills (WUUUUU comment deleted WUUU T___T), he IS still a gentleman la. (must praise so he'll take out his big ass nikon to snap kazillion pictures of me) He's the quietest of the lot (another deceiving trait) but that doesnt make him the quietest on the net. if you've been following my fb (or stalking my msn convos with him) then you'll know what i mean. Anyway, thanks for putting up with my luan-ness for the photos. i give u frower. SHY.
*SHY SHY SHY.*
As for Sunday,
It's my off-day. :D
What's it gonna be like?
I'm excited. :)
8 years ago....
梁婆婆一位。
小天使一位。
8 years later....
一个美女，
一个男人婆。
Obviously i'm the 美女lah.
And for the 男人婆, uhm. you know.
HAHAHAHAHA.
5 years ago........
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一个头发卷到不像样。
一个头发油到不像样。
5 years later...
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一个头发烫直了。
一个头发突然进入发育时代，pong 到不像样。
5 years ago.....
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智者，书呆子两位。
一个全级第一，
一个全级第二。
笨一点点的那位是我。
5 years later.......
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书呆子的样子完全消失了。
两位仍是智者。
但笨一点点的人不再是我了。
5 years ago......
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猪八戒两只。
一个脸滑滑。
一个脸又大又油又粥。
5 years later.......
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猪八戒一只，皇后湾小姐一位。
一个肥油泛滥。
一个身材苗条。
一个的脸滑中带豆。
一个的脸渐小仍油但无粥。
五年前与五年后的强烈对比图如下：
我们之间已有八年十个月的友情，一个月的爱情。
（相信我们之间有爱情的人的脑一定是生在膝盖。）
小学时我很讨厌她，因为它是级长，整天叫我安静，我不乖的时候他就抄我的名字给老师。
她也一样的讨厌我，因为我讨厌她。（白痴）
我们就这样讨厌来讨厌去，度过了四年的小学生涯。
（其实没那么夸张啦，我是六年级年尾才不爽她的。）
2005年，我们上了初中一。
那年，正是我俩友情萌芽的时候。(恶）
当时班上只有我和她是来自同小学的，结果没有办法，讨厌她也被逼跟她做朋友。
（没有咯，我觉得我讲话很夸张，因为我们都没有不爽到这样的地步）
这个矮子/肥姑娘不知道吃了什么玉药，上了中学突然变到很不像样。
她的生活motto就是“睡睡睡睡”
所以越睡越肥也是活该的。
（败坏共和小学名誉，亏她是小学模范生，魔鬼生还差不多）
fine cannot tahan already i HAVE TO type in english. wth.
so as i was saying, all she does is sleep in school. a walking (FAT) zombie, to be exact.
and you wouldnt want to know what she's up to when she's NOT sleeping.
walking around the school (especially somewhere near the form 3 classes..EHEM HEM), poking people, TRYING to be a probation prefect (coughs)...SPYING on someone's erm cough-un-cough-dies....etc etc you get the idea.
Although we neither see nor talk to each other everyday, she's one of the people that i feel most comfortable around with. (as in, physically, too. flabby arms..fats...fats....and more fats i love clinging to her like a koala bear. And she hates me for doing that. No, i think i should rephrase that. She PRETENDS as if she hates me for doing that. ah. much better :D)
I don't use my brain when i talk to her. As in 讲话不用经过大脑。Insulting each other and blow-cowing (吹牛 harhar very farny）is our way of communicating. We're very frank to each other when it comes to opinions. And we're both totally cool with it cause we're 熟到烂了的木瓜。
By the way, something random, remember the time that i slapped you (that was meant for a joke) in form1? You weren't in a good mood (HARR i know you developed some kind of emo disease during your form 1 and form 2 years) and you slapped me back too. And i cried wth. YOU SCOLD ME SOMEMORE wuu wuuuu so sad T___T wth. but seeee you so sayang me now!! yay so happy so hang fook lorrrrr :D wth.
Chaw Yeh (ohh it's the first time i mention her name here) gives the greatest advice ever. I dont know why, but somehow (her uber geng chinese i think) makes all her simple 道理s so cheem. (wth how can it be simple yet cheem at the same time?) zhong zhi lah. She'll turn into some sorta wise Tuk Kura (yes better than nonac and kai chit pong wth irrelevant points here) and it never fails to make me go "wahhhh chawyeh so matured looooo. shuai ge!!" *wet-eyes* *manja* *forgets bout worries* wth.
We've been through up and downs of life,
(huhu whaaatt yingqi will have DOWN times one meh wth huhu i know ya'll are interested huhu wth)
It was 2 years back when we both were the champion team for 相声比赛。But we didnt get to represent the school. Due to some very riddiculous reasons (eg: we're not EXPERIENCED enough, should let the seniors have a last chance....blah blah) . The team who got 3rd (huhu no names will be mentioned here although i'm so very TEMPTED) got to represent the school instead. (what is this? don't you see that it may be our first, but last time too? and you guys went for the state competition for 285662065525 times. Who deserves the chance now? And tell me which team was the champion.)(right. i think i've digressed from the topic hahahah) So anyway, that was the not-so-pleasing experience for us. Wuwuwu so sad hor you cry ornot wth.
Okay i better stop now before this post gets to boring for the others.
Before i end, i'd like to say...
Thanks for your body (oh no this sounds soooo wrong. but you get what i mean right? :p)
Thanks for lending me an ear (wa people lend hand only you lend ear) when i was in "depression mode" some time last year (hekhekhek all's fine now! and what you told me was true. friends need arguments once in a while. hekhek ci ji lo wth thanks for being there for meee)
I do aprreciate our friendship and hopefully we'll still be laughing the poop out of our butts when we watch our numerous 不能见人 (like the piano concerto on apple's butt) videos in the future.
Happy Birthday dear :)
